I'm sitting here at my first PC bang because I don't have internet at home. I'm paying for internet, but I don't have a modem. The person in the apartment before me took it with him (wtf?) and my boss said I'd have to go out and buy my own (wtf?), which sounded odd, but maybe the internet works differently in Korea? Not so much. I'll talk to her tomorrow and ask her to contact the internet company to bring me a modem.
Sorry for the resulting lack of update.