Posterity, Pt3

MP can't wait to start taking free Korean lessons on Saturday. :)
December 1 at 7:47pm


MP DId you know Hagen Daaz goes for $16/qt in Korea?
December 3 at 6:46am


MP really needs a massage but doesn't know where to get one without a happy ending.
December 4 at 8:35am


MP SNOW!
December 4 at 8:58pm


MP stuffed herself on barbeque and got good and drunk for <$15, including subway fare!
December 5 at 8:31am 


MP is trying to psych herself up to go out today in the subfreezing weather because the sun is just so pretty today for pictures.
December 5 at 9:13pm


MP I was undecided on seeing Ninja Assassin. This is no longer the case.
Rain poses for Allure

(How do I make this smaller?)
December 6 at 6:42am


MP is torn between the urge to hibernate and the desire to exercise.
December 7 at 8:48pm


MP feels like a wussy girl because she's out of shape and easily maxing out on a 5kg dumbbell. Fortunately that's incentive enough to keep at it so I have to buy respectable weights before long.
December 7 at 8:56pm


MP can't wait for spring so she can try barefoot running.
December 9 at 8:42am


MP shakin' her hips like nunchucks.
December 9 at 9:02am


MP 's spirit roommate has decided that knocking shit over in the kitchen, repeatedly, is a fun new game.
December 9 at 9:21am


MP heard through the wall this morning her smoker neighbor cough up a lung. It sounded JUST like Ferris Bueller's keyboard. I am thoroughly disgusted.
December 9 at 7:55pm


MP How do you decide when your abdominal pain is bad enough to see a doctor?
December 10 at 5:19am


MP I freaking LOVE this bar!
December 11 at 10:33am


MP could write a book about the ways Korea makes her stomach hurt.
December 12 at 7:45pm


MP might have a Korean boyfriend.
December 13 at 7:28am


MP has decided to marry an Australian. Their accents are music to my ears unlike any other. I haven't got one picked out yet, but that's a minor detail. I dreamt of one last night and I quite like him- fella really swept me off my feet. *dreamy sigh*
December 14 at 6:46pm


MP totally saw the Samoan guy from "The Italian Job" today, or someone who sure looked like him. It was awesome. :0)
December 15 at 7:06am


MP is a millionare. Yay payday.
December 16 at 6:34am

Posterity, Pt2

MP is safely in Korea. It's 10 p.m. here. Video upload forthcoming.
November 14 at 7:02am


MP The previous resident left me quite a bit of what looks to be booze- a bottle of wine, a handle of Sagatiba (looks like vodka), and a fancy bottle of possibly anything.
November 14 at 8:08am


MP is now on Skype. Search user name TheMonBelly
November 14 at 9:15am


MP has never lived alone before. And I can't even walk around naked because the blinds are jacked up. :(
November 14 at 9:43am


MP 's assigned bed is hard as a rock. Love it.
November 14 at 5:01pm


MP <3s Korean boy bands on the TV. November 15 at 2:00am MP For two whole days I've been looking out my window at the blur of store signs and ads across the street, and it only just dawned on me seconds ago that some of them read "Wine bar" and "Live bar."
November 16 at 8:23am


MP is filled with joy. The Dunkin' Donuts clerk speaks English.
November 16 at 7:10pm


MP If day one was "I'm not sure teaching is for me," then day two is "I got this," with a smug nod of the head.
November 17 at 4:42am


MP So who wants the loaf of bread with a face and arms plushie from Korea?
November 17 at 6:04am


MP bought her sis a smiley face "Have your a smile" t-shirt today.
November 17 at 6:29am


MP found out her local mart sells bunnies. Can anyone think of a reason I shouldn't get one except that I'd stay in all day and cuddle it and become a recluse? It's too cold to want to go out and explore anyway.
November 17 at 7:09am


MP just spent $12.41 on a personal cheese pizza from Pizza Hut and is not ashamed to say so. They wrapped up the box in a little red bow. Do you know what is wrapped up in this bow? That's right- happiness and joy.
November 18 at 5:29am


MP needs to learn to go to bed earlier and get up earlier because this not having blinds thing means I wake up at dawn, dawn:20, dawn:40, and so on.
November 18 at 8:01am


MP Freezing rain.... it feels just like home.
November 20 at 5:26am


MP is steeped in apathy
November 20 at 8:45pm


MP is trying to psych herself up to venture into the cold.
November 21 at 4:08am


MP SPAGHETTINI!
November 21 at 6:27am


MP "Ha! I am amazing," I exclaimed after successfully finding the key combination of 7 switches and 2 buttons in my breaker box to reboot the electricity. It only took 25 minutes, but I didn't have to call my boss to ask him to call maintenance. Yatta!
November 22 at 4:17am


MP saw a pheasant today.
November 22 at 7:35pm


MP wonders how she ever found her way ANYWHERE before satellite imaging maps.
November 22 at 7:36pm


MP has acquired precision screwdrivers and will now be cracking open her busted up camera. Wee!
November 23 at 6:55am


MP just won the "Sniff this Chemical to Determine if it's Bleach" Game!
November 23 at 7:37pm


MP loves how cheap Coke is in Korea. About $1 for a liter. :)
November 23 at 9:04pm


MP Help! I cannot upload to YouTube because I'm in Korea. I cannot upload my vid to Webshots because at <5min and 134Mb, they say it's too big. Suggestions where to upload? November 25 at 9:18pm MP is celebrating Thanksgiving with Uzbek leftovers.
November 26 at 5:09am


MP ventures forth in search of ice cream.
November 26 at 5:43am


MP Oh, dear Paris Baguette/ Won't you be my frenemy?/ Gluttony divine
November 26 at 8:48pm


MP is ever falling more deeply in love with Korean boy bands. For shame!
November 27 at 7:54am


MP is learning to jump rope. Her record so far is 18 skips without tripping.
November 27 at 8:15pm


MP Oh! The problem is that it's catching on my ponytail and randomly slowing the interval. Genius!
November 27 at 8:19pm


MP 36!
November 27 at 8:28pm


MP saw her first fatty in Korea today.
November 28 at 2:31am


MP WTF?! Why do I sometimes smell cigarette smoke in my bathroom?! It's bleeping disgusting.
November 29 at 8:30am


MP finally acquired an American-sized pillow! It was all rolled up and disguised in "Pillow Stuffing" packaging.
November 30 at 7:00am


MP is oh so envious of all her friends who got to go to TRF this year.
November 30 at 7:22am


MP can't seem to stop puking. There's nothing left in there! Gah, remind me never to get pregnant.
November 30 at 8:55pm