Snarky (and often depressive and hateful) ramblings from time spent teaching in South Korea, traveling the world, and traversing the web.
Friday, August 24, 2012
Baby booboo butt hurt
True Tales from Web-dating Misadventures
BBBBH: Hello im brad your profile caught.my eye.so what.do..you.enjoy.doing. for..fun.I..own.my own lake love sports.music etc.get back.to.me brad
Moi: I enjoy correcting people's shitty grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Are you a child? How fucking hard is it to type a coherent message?
BBBBH: its not hard shit my bad i did not add ? marks or .s guess you dont want to talk?
Moi: Are you serious?
1. Capitalize and add an apostrophe to "It's." 2. Add a period at the end of a sentence. (After hard, bad, and .s) 3. Capitalize "shit," and put a comma after the interjection. 4. Capitalize the word "I." 5. "?" is a question mark, so when you write "? mark," it reads "question mark mark." 6. Wtf is ".s" supposed to be? 7. The word "don't" is a conjunction, so it requires an apostrophe as well.
BBBBH: your a fat ugly **** so stop messaging me you dumb ho have a nice day
Moi: If that's how you really feel, why did you message me to begin with? Unsolicited messages really only come from those who are interested and attracted. It seems you're just a little boy feeling butt hurt and lashing out over rejection. Good luck with that.