I'm an asshole-io-ioloiole...

I learned today that I am one effing rude foreigner- knocking down old ladies on the bus who won't move an inch so I can reach a handhold and walking in on women in the bathroom who don't bother to latch, much less shut the damn door. You should have seen the vitriolic looks they and everyone in the vicinity gave me and heard them curse me in their strange tongue. After a day like today, my ass is so deported.